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Friday Funny

Posted by Jason G. Sanders in Humor | 0 comments

christopher-weyant-how-do-we-know-it-s-not-full-of-consultants-new-yorker-cartoon

How do we know it’s not full of consultants?
Christopher Weyent, New Yorker Magazine

Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear from a Management Consultant

Posted by Jason G. Sanders in Humor | 0 comments

Laughing-woman-and-dude-300x200OK, it’s a little corny but still cute. Enjoy!

Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear from a Management Consultant

  1. You’re right; we’re billing way too much for this.
  2. Bet you I can go a week without saying “synergy” or “value-added”.
  3. How about paying us based on the success of the project?
  4. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
  5. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
  6. I don’t know enough to speak intelligently about that.
  7. Implementation?  I only care about writing long reports.
  8. I can’t take the credit.  It was Ed in your marketing department.
  9. The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.
  10. Everything looks okay to me.

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